I'm 19, I'm Canadian.

I'm inspired by Tim Burton and Theodor Geisel, and just a tad obsessed with Jim Carrey.

"Levity is key!"

 

Crazy in Crush

You’re driving me insane, you know.
You’ve got inside my mind.
When you come near, it clearly shows
I’ve left my thoughts behind.

My heart thumps fast, I cannot here
What’s scrambled in my brain,
For you are here! And, oh I fear,
You’ve driven me insane!

I’d just like to mention, once more, how much I despise having crushes.

My room is all my failures.

The keyboard that I never play,
The words I write but cannot say,
A shelf a-stock with unread books,
A closet full of unworn looks,
The teacups that I never use
Because I want them to stay new,
The artwork that remains undone,
The trophies that I never won,
The French to English diction’ry
That’s still quite unfamiliary,
Guitars with chords I do not know,
And Oh, the Places I Won’t Go!

If Dr. Seuss can use fake words then so can I. 

Crush On You

I have a crush on you.
A heart thumping,
stomach wrenching,
brain scrambling,
lung collapsing,
hand shaking,
leg wobbling,
sweat producing,
blush inducing
crush on you.

I must say, I loathe having crushes.
When I have a crush, it’s not cute. I completely malfunction as a human being and it’s a humiliating disaster. A disaster!

Violet Beauregarde: After Wonka
And after that disaster at that wretched chocolate factory with that wonky chocolatier, Violet Beauregarde could still always be found with a wad of gum between her teeth. Had she not learned her lesson? Well, sure, she’d been scared of gum for quite a few years—she wouldn’t go near it!—but then she realized she’d already been turned into a blueberry by the craziest piece of candy that could ever exist. What else could happen?

Violet Beauregarde: After Wonka

And after that disaster at that wretched chocolate factory with that wonky chocolatier, Violet Beauregarde could still always be found with a wad of gum between her teeth. Had she not learned her lesson? Well, sure, she’d been scared of gum for quite a few years—she wouldn’t go near it!—but then she realized she’d already been turned into a blueberry by the craziest piece of candy that could ever exist. What else could happen?

I’m trying to make my cartoon as pretty as the real Tom Welling, but I’m realising it’s impossible.

I’m trying to make my cartoon as pretty as the real Tom Welling, but I’m realising it’s impossible.

Canada’s Wonderland: fun and only.

I took some pictures on my training day. Wonderland is so pretty when it’s empty!

This is going to be my first job, and it is long overdue. I applied 3 years ago but ended up backing out because of the position, but I’ve always known I want my first job to be here. Now I’m in admissions and it seems great. Amusement parks are so cool! (Also, I’ll get a tonne of hours working full time, therefore a tonne of money!) I can’t wait!

Mindy Kaling
I’ve wanted to draw Mindy Kaling for so long that I ignored the fact that my sharpener doesn’t sharpen my woodless pencil, and I did it anyway. HOWEEEVER, it was such a challenge the whole time and I couldn’t put detail in her hair or make sharp lines :( It was like finger painting, but lead stylez. It was like playing a piano but only being allowed to use 2 fingers on each hand! 100% would not recommend.
Anyway, Mindy Kaling is fantastic :)

Mindy Kaling

I’ve wanted to draw Mindy Kaling for so long that I ignored the fact that my sharpener doesn’t sharpen my woodless pencil, and I did it anyway. HOWEEEVER, it was such a challenge the whole time and I couldn’t put detail in her hair or make sharp lines :( It was like finger painting, but lead stylez. It was like playing a piano but only being allowed to use 2 fingers on each hand! 100% would not recommend.

Anyway, Mindy Kaling is fantastic :)

Demi Lovato
It isn’t perfect, but it’s my first sketch in my new sketch book :)

Demi Lovato

It isn’t perfect, but it’s my first sketch in my new sketch book :)

Marlon Wayans
I have a mighty nose-crush on Marlon Wayans. I like the rest of his face too. Also, he is hilarious. The whole Wayans family is golden. Okay, that is all. 
!!!

Marlon Wayans

I have a mighty nose-crush on Marlon Wayans. I like the rest of his face too. Also, he is hilarious. The whole Wayans family is golden. Okay, that is all. 

!!!